Sharing some jokes??

Dear Yahoo,

Have you ever heard anyone say "I dunno, Yahoo It!"

I don't think so!
Sincerely

Google.

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 Your name in my phone: i dont even have your

 number~ haha

- Whether i would go out with you: if u belanja ^^v

 joking~ haha

- Who are you to me: cute sistaa~ haha

- Do i find you interesting: agak laaa ^^

- What do i like best about you: errr... ur cheeks??? 

=_=''' pervert gila kan? haha

- What do i dislike about you: nothin i guess... heee~

- My fav memory of us: gt meh??? haha... xda lagi 

nohh

- My first impression on you: wahh so chubby ♥ _ ♥ 

*sorry~ i admire chubby2 grls ^^v

- Are you annoying or not: nope... not at all...

- How close are we: besa2 ja... kita pon baru ja knai 

noh ^^

- How do i rate your looks (1-10): 10 *dun ask me 

why~ hahaha

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ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend run into each other

boy: hey! listen, i really miss you

girl: *sneezes*

boy: bless you , are you sick?

girl: no, i'm just allergic to bullshit.